"CHILDREN SHOULDN’T BE ABORTED FOR DISABILITIES!" yell the prolifers.
Meanwhile, while there’s hundreds of thousands of children with disabilities available for adoption, but won’t be adopted because of their disabilities.
I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.
That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.
brb drowning myself in the toilet
I once had a customer ask me how many pieces come in a six piece mozzarella stick. Then another ask me what kind of cheese comes in the mozzarella sticks.
I once had a customer at Starbucks ask me to put “less water” in her latte. I told her that lattes don’t have water in them, but that I could maybe add an extra shot of expresso or put the drink in a smaller cup with less milk. She got angry and shouted “I JUST want a latte with less water! Don’t make it so complicated.” She then promptly went home and called my manager to tell him that I had been “yelling at and arguing with her.” Thank goodness I had a witness there who backed me up and told my boss she was crazy. :-/
When I worked at Wal-Mart, I had one customer try to convince me that the pronunciation of my name fell under “The Customer Is Always Right”.
I had a customer insist that I was included in the price of a room and drag me over a counter.
That was an interesting night.
me during sports class